Insouciance

Wall Decals on Etsy!

•February 3, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Tasty Suite

Single Stone Studios

Elephannie

Heckfire

Lewas Designs

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Quote Dump

•January 28, 2009 • Leave a Comment

“And the sign said long-haired, freaky people need not apply.” –Fatboy Slim, Don’t Let The Man

“Those whom the Gods wish to destroy they first make mad.” –Euripides

“Suck my dick!” –Lotte, Being John Malkovich

Literature is one of the saddest roads that leads to everything. –Andre Breton

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“stop texting me! i keep having to send two because the first one i’ll mess up, then send another one to correct myself. collectively, texting those two times takes me about 15 minutes…

-_- <– miri, the non-texting asian."

During a discussion in class on the Marine Mammal Protection Act, specifically on how the U.S. can’t invoke Article 20 of the GATT because we’re killing tuna along with the very dolphins that we’re trying to protect:
Guy: Legally, there isn’t any difference between tuna and dolphins, they’re both animals.
Another guy: But dolphins are mammals!
Random voice, yelling out: COWS ARE MAMMALS TOO!!

Greg, attempting to explain his theory of how placing salt in your mouth can help with relieving the feeling of thirst:
"Maybe it’ll help you… SALVITATE?"

Chengy!: three as in.. edwin me and mr bolster :X
Jenny: mr. bolster…?
Jenny: …you sleep with a blowup doll?!
Chengy!: umm its the pillow that i hug to sleep
Jenny: oh
Jenny: hahahahahhah

"the lips of your smiles all quiver in unison."
—Edwin

"Don’t take it out till I come! I don’t want some bitch stealing it!"
—Shabad (talking to Mo about laundry. No, really.)

CORE104 Professor, on Mill:
"None of us is competently acquainted enough to vote between French fries and having sex with goats!"

Me: i think i’d die too if i was there for 8 hrs everyday :X
Hannah: we’ll see what happens with me.
Me: haha you’ll probably go crazy and take it out on me.. and then i’ll have to run out and shoot somebody
Hannah: yay :D

"It didn’t even seem like he could speak English very well; he couldn’t PRONUNCIATE!"
—Random girl on MTV.

"I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends!!"
—Bowflex guy on TV.

"Love triangles are never good cos someone always leaves and then you’re left with two-thirds of a triangle, and two sides don’t make a shape."
—Some girl in "Sexual Submission" on TMCXE

Michael: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Lucille: It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.
—Arrested Development

Me, in an MSN conversation:
» yay google led me to the sg yahoo movies site
» hmm. lets see how that turns out.
» fuck off, stupid mummy ad on my webpage!!
» this mummy guy sprung up outta nowhere and sprinkled sand on me. grr.

I’m not pointing you out, I’m just pointing you out as a… point.
—IR professor

"Sure, I wanted to be a superhero when I was a kid, but only the guy superheroes got cool costumes.. the massive capes, and scary masks, and stuff. All wonderwoman got were hooker boobs and a a bathing suit. What the fuck was that about?"
—George Lass in Dead Like Me

"Ow. Is it supposed to burn?"
–Sam, trying to buff his nails.

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